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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2014 10:02 pm    Post subject: Lipstick Reply with quote

Lipstick in School (You've got to love this principal)

According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane, Qld, Australia, was recently faced with a unique problem.



A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.



Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

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PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2014 10:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Lipstick Reply with quote

very good..thatll learn em

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PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2014 10:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Lipstick Reply with quote

LOL smart!

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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2014 8:13 am    Post subject: Re: Lipstick Reply with quote

thanks, dhc! I needed a good chuckle this morning.

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