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Ripper Dad Jokes
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:53 am    Post subject: Ripper Dad Jokes Reply with quote

Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other,

"Does this taste funny to you?"

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A man walked into a bar with a chunk of tarmac,

He says he'll have a beer and one for the road.

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Did you hear about the horse that was in a car accident?

He's in a stable condition now.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:26 am    Post subject: Re: Ripper Dad Jokes Reply with quote

Replacing the bushing in the steering of my lawn tractor is lookin' better and better. Razz

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Ripper Dad Jokes Reply with quote

Hitting my thumb with a hammer might even be funnier.

Please take no offense Vince I always look forward to your jokes.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Ripper Dad Jokes Reply with quote

And backwards too.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Ripper Dad Jokes Reply with quote

Shouldnt that be grandad jokes?

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