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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:19 pm    Post subject: Grammar is important Reply with quote

.Subject: Sex and good Grammar

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was
rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket
to the medicine man. The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder warned,
'This is a powerful medicine.

You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.'
When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and
then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said,
"1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.


Now who would have guessed that grammar was so important!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Grammar is important Reply with quote

LOL, were you an "Queen's" English teacher, dhc4?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Grammar is important Reply with quote

poor man....... very good.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:12 am    Post subject: Re: Grammar is important Reply with quote

Dangling participle......It can mean war, or just a good movie (war is more fun)



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:19 am    Post subject: Re: Grammar is important Reply with quote

Must be related to Vince.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Grammar is important Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Must be related to Vince.


Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Grammar is important Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Must be related to Vince.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Grammar is important Reply with quote

. Cheers LadysMan Cheers

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Grammar is important Reply with quote

Puntuation is important. A couple of examples:

Wrong: Let's eat Grandma!
Right: Let's eat, Grandma!

Proper punctuation and grammar can save lives! Very Happy

Wrong: Do you know what I like about you? Your nuts.
Right: Do you know what I like about you? You're nuts.

Proper punctuation and grammar can save you from embarrasing situations! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Grammar is important Reply with quote

and your dog will teach you that "tone" is more important than both!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Grammar is important Reply with quote

Depends...

Azar...How old is grandma?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:45 am    Post subject: Re: Grammar is important Reply with quote

Bushy, you still have your own teeth or are they already imported? Is your jackhandle older or younger than your teeth?


on the other hand: one of the things I do like about goulash is...
or a marinade with somekind of acetic acid...

it started with "grammar is important"
and we end up with an "imported grandma"...
must be a lot of "nuts" arround here.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:29 am    Post subject: Re: Grammar is important Reply with quote

Still have most of my own teeth and I'm older the my jackhandle by six years.

Next?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:44 am    Post subject: Re: Grammar is important Reply with quote

Aloysius wrote:
Bushy, you still have your own teeth or are they already imported? Is your jackhandle older or younger than your teeth?


on the other hand: one of the things I do like about goulash is...
or a marinade with somekind of acetic acid...

it started with "grammar is important"
and we end up with an "imported grandma"...
must be a lot of "nuts" arround here.


Yup one big tree full.......

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:50 am    Post subject: Re: Grammar is important Reply with quote

Insane Howdy Poke Nananana ROFL

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