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Azar Member
Joined: Jan 04, 2010 Posts: 275 Location: Utah
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:29 am Post subject: Talking Dog For Sale |
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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that crap'.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:55 pm Post subject: Re: Talking Dog For Sale |
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very good.
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:58 am Post subject: Re: Talking Dog For Sale |
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Not your typical talking dog
Suz
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2648 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:25 am Post subject: Re: Talking Dog For Sale |
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I got a cat like that, but I don't believe her.
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:07 pm Post subject: Re: Talking Dog For Sale |
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I tried to sell my talking dog once.
The guy came over and asked me to make her talk, so I asked her what was on top of a house? She replied Roof! Then I asked her what sandpaper felt like and she answered, Rough!.
Well the guy got up and called me all kinds of names as he walked out, slamming the door.
She looked at me and asked, "what is his problem?" I just shrugged my shoulders and told her I didn't have a clue.
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wiersy111 Super Member
Joined: May 13, 2009 Posts: 2376 Location: Central Minnesota
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:49 pm Post subject: Re: Talking Dog For Sale |
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There is no way I could ever sell my talking dog she knows way too much!!!I'm just waiting for the day she learns the word "blackmail"!!!
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