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Condom factory burns down in New Zealand
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 6:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

I can see this degenerating further….showers or no showers…...

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
:haha: Haha Haha Haha Haha

Ya got that wrong Elvis...the condom was invented in the Middle East a few hundred years ago using goat intestines...it was the English who perfected it by taking the intestines out of the goat first. Embarassed :oops::
Shocked Goats !!!! Shocked Goats!!!!! Shocked
have they NO class whats so ever wtf wtf

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:02 am    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

Haven't they put that damned fire out yet??

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

Nup it's always smouldering.
As such you get the occassional flair up.
Grin and bear it Bushy, grin and bear it.......

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

I might grin, but I ain't bearin' anywhere near you guys. Nope!!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

You shy? Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

Shy? Nope...Just protective of what's mine.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
I might grin, but I ain't bearin' anywhere near you guys. Nope!!
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy I wouldn't either ............... watch your back Bushy .. ahhh I mean backside... Shocked lol
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

Don't worry 'bout me 1895ss. If I drop the soap in my own shower. I look around before I pick it up.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

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Don't worry 'bout me 1895ss. If I drop the soap in my own shower. I look around before I pick it up.

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

I use soap on a rope

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:40 am    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

Tremblay wrote:
I use soap on a rope

Kinky! Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:42 am    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

Now there's a man that's been there Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:27 am    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

Just preventive maintance

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:06 am    Post subject: Re: Condom factory burns down in New Zealand Reply with quote

I try to get my wife to get the soap when I drop it... Wink

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