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PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:00 am    Post subject: Captain Smithers Reply with quote

In the greatest days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel.
After welcoming his replacement and showing the courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches) that protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said "You must meet Captain Smithers, my right-hand man. God, he's really the strength of this office. His talent is simply boundless."

Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a toothless, hairless, scabbed and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three foot tall.

"Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself."

"Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment and won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines.
I've represented Great Britain in equestrian events and won a Silver Medal in the middleweight division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of ...."

Here the colonel interrupted, "Yes, yes, never mind that Smithers, the CO can find all that in your file. Tell him about the day you told the witch doctor to get knotted."

Shocked Shocked wtf wtf Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:38 am    Post subject: Re: Captain Smithers Reply with quote

I can see a Monty Python sketch in that one


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Captain Smithers Reply with quote

In the military you don't get the doctor or the mechanic mad at you... I don't remember anyone mentioning a witchdoctor. I can, however, see the potential for risk.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Captain Smithers Reply with quote

Smithers......
wasnt he the author of "Risk management and what it can do for you"?

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