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IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:18 am    Post subject: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

'OLD' IS WHEN..... your wife says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one, I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN.... your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... a sexy woman catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN.... getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today.

'OLD' IS WHEN..... 'getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN..... an 'all-nighter' means not getting up to go to the toilet.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:44 am    Post subject: Re: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

I'll add one more Vince.

speaking of bras

what does a 55 year old woman have between her boobs that a 18 year old doesnt?

Her navel.

Now where is that ladder? Hiding

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 12:31 pm    Post subject: Re: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

I will pick up our teenagers cloths from off the floor but draw the line at Daughters over shoulder boulder holders!!!!! when asked why I calmly reply "Im not touching that...it maybe a booby trap"

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 6:06 pm    Post subject: Re: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

Poor fellas.. Popcorn

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:12 pm    Post subject: Re: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
Poor fellas.. Popcorn

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 11:15 pm    Post subject: Re: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

Old is when the "old is when" jokes begin to make sense!

Would someone explain them to me? Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 11:24 pm    Post subject: Re: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

Would still be YEEEEARS away from the time I'll unnerstand these

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:38 am    Post subject: Re: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

old is when .....it takes all night to do what you used to do all night!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:03 am    Post subject: Re: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

Sleep??

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 5:16 pm    Post subject: Re: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

There are three signs of getting old. One is that you start to lose your memory, and I can't remember what the other one is.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:17 pm    Post subject: Re: IT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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