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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:23 am    Post subject: Traffic Stop Reply with quote

Traffic Stop
Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts. The driver obviously confused said,"Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". "Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly. The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. "Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone OK? These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time" "Oh! they will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142."

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 6:33 am    Post subject: Re: Traffic Stop Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:56 am    Post subject: Re: Traffic Stop Reply with quote

classic.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Traffic Stop Reply with quote

Good one.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:08 am    Post subject: Re: Traffic Stop Reply with quote

Thats got me crying with laughter.....

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