Giggles...oldies, but still goodies

Vince

And yes, I know I'll probably go straight to Hell for this.

Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite ... all he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill ... apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.

Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt …
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roché...

Just a Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Year's Riots... Your One Year Manufacturer's Warranty Runs Out Soon.

An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan! He is making Land Mines that look like prayer mats! It’s doing well! Prophets are going through the roof!!

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

A boy asks his Irish granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, “Bugger the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!!?!