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I'm in of need advice,,,help
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:57 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

That is a scream Suz...thanks mate.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:15 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

I need a "slap forehead" icon....

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:56 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

Suz, no detective. Ik taught it was a translation of "peno-pause"...
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 12:54 am    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
I need a "slap forehead" icon....




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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:46 am    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

Thanks Vince.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:54 am    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

Aloys what the heck are you talkin about? What's peno-pause? OMG I looked it up! YES! That's what I'm talkin about! Didn't know there was such a thing, ok now I'm on a roll. Thanks Aloys!!

Andropause generally starts at 40 when most men are at the pinnacle of their careers, and a decline in the hormonal level has a negative influence on their careers as well as personal life.

The Peno Pause however kicks in with men at age 55+. Most of them are in a bad marriage or in the middle of a divorce, don't have a regular job and not much else to go for. They feel frustrated and escape to desperately look for what they lacked for a long time in. Hidden behind their avatar they transcend all forms of immorality. They become agressive and vulgar perverts and believe the world revolves around their own wants and needs and whims. They have a sick disregard for the universal law of "reaping what you sow" because they think it doesn't apply to them or can negatively effect them.

Ok now those were not my words and I would (almost) never accuse anyone on here of this (unless in joke). Seems like an interesting accusation and one you could use on forums to describe some ole man trying to hit on you. I love it! Ok not that anyone here is going to love it but still...

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:29 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

When you're on the roll, I think I have to go on the run...
not from you, but I fear some men here are even older than me Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 8:37 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

Suz,
Are you saying that you don't want to get "hit on"?? Poke

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:24 am    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

Paul,
The ladders at Vinces place.
Funny how he's been really quiet since he cemented it into the floor at his place........

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:22 am    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

Suz is a good woman. I think I know where the lines get drawn and I'll try to stay on her good side. If that fails I have a cabinet full of liquor and I will share it. If that doesn't work then my wife and Suz will both woop my tail. There isn't a ladder tall enough to protect me.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:31 am    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

Been diggin' a lot, Paul?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:54 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

Popcorn

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 5:12 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

See! She is enjoying the show!
That is a classy woman right there.

Luv ya Suz.

(not diggin' yet, I hope)

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:20 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

Popcorn <it's burned and I need a beer Mad ...my hat needs to be brushed burr
I hear a sucking noise Confused

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:31 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm in of need advice,,,help Reply with quote

Is that what that whoooshing sound is...

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