Friday funnies

radar · Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:30 pm Post subject: Friday funnies

Blonde joke
There was this blonde being flown in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot - who has a heart attack and promptly dies. She, frantic, slaps on the radio a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control, and I heard you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and guide you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position"

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio.

"Repeat after me: Our Father Who Art in Heaven..."

Biology Exam
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.’
The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
 2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
 3) It is always the right temperature.
 4) It is inexpensive.
 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
 6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck.

Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground  where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.