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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 5:22 pm Post subject: The rest of the story |
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."
Watch this, going paperless movie
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, they carry on shopping.
A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
That's him on Aisle 5........face down on the floor....ouch!
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pete4d Super Member
Joined: Nov 27, 2011 Posts: 957 Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 8:39 pm Post subject: Re: The rest of the story |
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Ouch,,,, got me.....
_________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968
When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 1:19 am Post subject: Re: The rest of the story |
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He's right though........
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15718 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 3:49 am Post subject: Re: The rest of the story |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:02 am Post subject: Re: The rest of the story |
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Beer as well?
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Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Vince Site Admin
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2650 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 8:04 am Post subject: Re: The rest of the story |
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No scotch ?????
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 1:43 pm Post subject: Re: The rest of the story |
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Good ones Suz.
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6398 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:51 pm Post subject: Re: The rest of the story |
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scotch would work faster too..
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Vince Site Admin
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:05 pm Post subject: Re: The rest of the story |
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How far is it to fall ???
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:50 pm Post subject: Re: The rest of the story |
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Tremblay wrote: |
How far is it to fall ??? |
Depends on the length of the string (or whip in this case).
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Aloysius Super Member
Joined: Nov 03, 2009 Posts: 2440 Location: B., Belgium
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 12:21 am Post subject: Re: The rest of the story |
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Does one have to wear a string to drink scotch?
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