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Suzanne
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 5:22 pm    Post subject: The rest of the story Reply with quote

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."

Watch this, going paperless movie

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.

"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, they carry on shopping.

A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

That's him on Aisle 5........face down on the floor....ouch!

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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 8:39 pm    Post subject: Re: The rest of the story Reply with quote

Ouch,,,, got me.....

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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 1:19 am    Post subject: Re: The rest of the story Reply with quote

He's right though........

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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 3:49 am    Post subject: Re: The rest of the story Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
He's right though........

Shocked Shocked Quick Pete, I think Suz is reachin' fer a switch mate. Surprised Shocked The ladder is over here and we got room at the top. Hiding Hiding Razz Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:02 am    Post subject: Re: The rest of the story Reply with quote

Beer as well?

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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:46 am    Post subject: Re: The rest of the story Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
Beer as well?

Need you ask mate...of course.

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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 8:04 am    Post subject: Re: The rest of the story Reply with quote

No scotch ?????

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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 1:43 pm    Post subject: Re: The rest of the story Reply with quote

Good ones Suz.

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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:51 pm    Post subject: Re: The rest of the story Reply with quote

scotch would work faster too..

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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 5:46 pm    Post subject: Re: The rest of the story Reply with quote

Tremblay wrote:
No scotch ?????

Scotch...it could be arranged mate. Might get a bit wobbly up on the ladder though.

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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:05 pm    Post subject: Re: The rest of the story Reply with quote

How far is it to fall ???

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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:50 pm    Post subject: Re: The rest of the story Reply with quote

Tremblay wrote:
How far is it to fall ???

Depends on the length of the string (or whip in this case).

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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 12:21 am    Post subject: Re: The rest of the story Reply with quote

Does one have to wear a string to drink scotch?
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