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Oh.. them KIWIS again..
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:30 pm    Post subject: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

worldnews.nbcnews.com/...sheep?lite

Four men, 10 sheep and one very small car.

“It’s bloody hot here because it’s in the middle of summer,” he said. “So 10 wool sheep and four men -- it’s, well … it’s hot.”

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

They were stolen! Just like... How does it go? Oh yeah thats right" whos is that jolly jumbuck youve got in ya tucker bag...youll come a waltzing matilda with me"...lol

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

LOL You're right mate.
The Aussie shove em into the tucker bag, OTOH the Kiwis play bondage with them.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:29 am    Post subject: Re: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

Thieving mongrels!!! Its morons like them that get hunters barred from properties.

We had a nasty cattle duffing (rustling) last year...$1m worth of prime cattle.

I hope the law throws the book big time at these idiots that stole the sheep...for stealing the sheep, animal cruelty, overloading the vehicle and....if they were lambs, transporting a minor for nefarious reasons.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:59 am    Post subject: Re: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

Oooooo...Hot date NZ style...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Oooooo...Hot date NZ style...

Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

I see dumb people.....
Bushy's winning the comeback comp so far.
Doesnt take much does it Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
Thieving mongrels!!! Its morons like them that get hunters barred from properties.
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Too right Vince.
some 15 years ago, we got an excellent property just out of Nyngan to hunt at.
The farmer are nice people, the property are really nice and tidy, so naturally my mate and I are very happy to go there.
One day, just after a hunting trip there, police visits my home and ask me to go to the station to discuss about my latest trip.
Apparently someone has destroyed quite a few fences in the process of grabbing some sheep.
And because my friends and I were the last people known to be there, naturally we become suspect.
There is no way to pin the damage on us because the dual tire track left are definitely not from a car, OTOH, because of that, the farmer ban all hunting on his property.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

Heard there was a new breed of sheep in NZ, every time a teenage male walks by they all say Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

slots918 wrote:
Heard there was a new breed of sheep in NZ, every time a teenage male walks by they all say Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

I'm Hiding

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:44 am    Post subject: Re: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

slots918 wrote:
Heard there was a new breed of sheep in NZ, every time a teenage male walks by they all say Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:45 am    Post subject: Re: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

Thats gold.........

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:18 am    Post subject: Re: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

Vince, checked on your namesake tonight and he is doing fine. the big ram was spotted "making mutton" the other day. his turn this season and wee Vs next year!!!!
the morons will be charged with all the above. stealing, overloading and cruelty. hopefully they will get sent away for a holiday on the taxpayer...bend over n say baaa.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:00 am    Post subject: Re: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
...bend over n say baaa...

you forgot one word Elvis.....BITCH Laughing Laughing Laughing

Good to hear the young fella's "on the job" mate. I look forward to hearing you have more lamb chops in the freezer than ya can eat soon.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh.. them KIWIS again.. Reply with quote

as soon as they start popping out lambs the old weather will get the chop....pun intended Very Happy Very Happy

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