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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:29 pm    Post subject: Skinny croc Reply with quote

Two crocodiles are sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake in Canberra. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'Croc.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament House."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?" "Well, I crawl up under one of their Caprice cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat 'em up!"

"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem, you're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase."

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:25 am    Post subject: Re: Skinny croc Reply with quote

Ain't that the truth mate.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:11 am    Post subject: Re: Skinny croc Reply with quote

pity there are no crocs down at Queenstown at the moment...

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:20 am    Post subject: Re: Skinny croc Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
pity there are no crocs down at Queenstown at the moment...

We have a few to spare if you need them.
They're a wee bit slow and not real hungry in the temps down your way though Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Skinny croc Reply with quote

Im sure the sight of Julia and John strolling around the shore would get them moving.

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