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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:38 am Post subject: ex wife |
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Trosclair decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I been thinking, now that we married, I think it time you quit huntin, shootin, handloadin, an fishin. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat".
Trosclair gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darlin, what's wrong ahn?"
”There for a minute you was sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you was married before!"
Trosclair replied......”I wasn't “
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15697 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:43 am Post subject: Re: ex wife |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8312 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:48 am Post subject: Re: ex wife |
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dhc4ever, thanks for my morning chuckle.
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein |
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10spotterminator Member
Joined: Aug 27, 2008 Posts: 167 Location: Redmond, Oregon
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:27 pm Post subject: Re: ex wife |
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Keep em coming !!!
I am getting to be known as a bit of a comedian at my local pub thanks to you guys ! Please dont let me run out of matierial !!!
10 Spot
_________________ It's not whether you win or lose... It's how you place the blame . |
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