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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:03 am    Post subject: Ex Wife Reply with quote

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.

After along period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading ammo, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat".

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't “

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:55 am    Post subject: Re: Ex Wife Reply with quote

Party Cheers Party

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:04 am    Post subject: Re: Ex Wife Reply with quote

Kinda reminds me of the time, many years ago, when I had gotten pretty serious about this lady and she was spending most of her time at my place. One day she looks at my 7 year old dog lying in the living room and says "I think that dog needs to stay outside frome now on." I looked at her for a few seconds and said "He was here first..."

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:46 am    Post subject: Re: Ex Wife Reply with quote

ROFL Laughing THAT-just made my day punkinslinger! Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:50 am    Post subject: Re: Ex Wife Reply with quote

classic
thankyou for the chuckle.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Ex Wife Reply with quote

Nice! Good chukles on that.
Tried it once with SWMBO when she complained about my messy loading bench.
Now my bench is much more organized... Embarassed

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Ex Wife Reply with quote

Pumpkinslinger wrote:
Kinda reminds me of the time, many years ago, when I had gotten pretty serious about this lady and she was spending most of her time at my place. One day she looks at my 7 year old dog lying in the living room and says "I think that dog needs to stay outside frome now on." I looked at her for a few seconds and said "He was here first..."

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