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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:54 pm    Post subject: True or not? Reply with quote

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.


The question?...What do women really want?


Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted
the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.


He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the
priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,
but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.


Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have
the answer.


But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the
kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.


The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to
the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to
her price first.


The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights
of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!


Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one
tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.


He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur, saying nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.


Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:


What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.


Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.


And so it was, the neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.


The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for an
horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.


The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.


She asked “Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or beautiful at night?”


Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?


What would YOU do?


What Lancelot chose is below, BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down.

OKAY?

























Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.


Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.


Now....what is the moral to this story?


























If you don't let a woman have her own way...

Things are going to get ugly!

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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:29 pm    Post subject: Re: True or not? Reply with quote

That, my friend, is gold plated advice!.
Bravo..

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Suzanne
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:58 pm    Post subject: Re: True or not? Reply with quote

Couldn't have said it better myself

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:20 pm    Post subject: Re: True or not? Reply with quote

very good.

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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:16 am    Post subject: Re: True or not? Reply with quote

Rats...Guess I'm stuck with an ugly wife.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:48 am    Post subject: Re: True or not? Reply with quote

When I ask my wife what she wants or let her know what I want, she says "whatever you like dear".
I've got a beautiful wife - inside and out.

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