Male logic

Donut Slayer · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:35 am Post subject: Male logic

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time. My work is done here.

Vince · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:16 am Post subject: Re: Male logic

Why is this in the Joke section DS...its perfectly logical mate. Very Happy

gelandangan · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:02 pm Post subject: Re: Male logic

and she still bought you a rifle?...

Mate, I'll sleep with one eye open from now on if I were you!

Donut Slayer · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:38 pm Post subject: Re: Male logic

gelandangan wrote:

and she still bought you a rifle?...

Mate, I'll sleep with one eye open from now on if I were you!

That wasnt me, I promise. Laughing

Suzanne · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 9:56 pm Post subject: Re: Male logic

OOOOooooOOo that was tricky, darn right I had to read it more than once. How many guys on here are going to admit they had to read it again? HUH HUH???

Elvis · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:19 am Post subject: Re: Male logic

I have covered this before... we mere males hear what is said not necessarily what was ment. we take things literally.
remember the w words vs the c words??

English Mike · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:20 pm Post subject: Re: Male logic

Elvis wrote:

I have covered this before... we mere males hear what is said not necessarily what was ment. we take things literally.
remember the w words vs the c words??

It's the l words that cause problems of comprehension:

Literal & logical. Very Happy