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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:20 am Post subject: When you are over sixty |
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When you are over sixty who gives a sh1t?
This a$$hole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"
I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds,had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, “Yesterday."
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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:51 am Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty |
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Yup...Almost 70 and those would fit me to a tee...
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TRBLSHTR Super Member
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:07 pm Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty |
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Do - Not try!
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:32 pm Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty |
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_________________ Regards
Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds. |
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2650 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:47 pm Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty |
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I can relate to that
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10spotterminator Member
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:17 pm Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:15 pm Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty |
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awesome.
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 3:53 am Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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lesterg3 Super Member
Joined: Nov 30, 2008 Posts: 1328 Location: Dixie
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:25 am Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty |
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Yes!!!
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