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Redneck Dream Catcher
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Redneck Dream Catcher Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
I'm the Bushmaster and I approve THIS message.

Busy, is that your clothesline helper? goes out and pulls the pins when the clothes are dry?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:36 am    Post subject: Re: Redneck Dream Catcher Reply with quote

HOLY CRAP! What the hell is that????

Note to self...sleep in a hammock. With a shotty!

That's just nuts!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 11:59 am    Post subject: Re: Redneck Dream Catcher Reply with quote

What?? You don't have snakes that can climb trees out west?

It's a Black Rat Snake known for its ability to climb trees and reach lengths of 72" (6 feet).

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Redneck Dream Catcher Reply with quote

Ah- ok, rat snake. No big. Looks like a Mocassin or something...you have the crazyest bugs and snakes out there. Put him in the barn so I aitn gota patch so many holes from you shootin at rodents. Even with that 40' range yer aimin aint what it used to be bossman!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Redneck Dream Catcher Reply with quote

"...aimin aint what it used to be..."

Yer sure of that...

40 feet...Colt 1911 .45 ACP

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Redneck Dream Catcher Reply with quote

Aint minute of rat is it! Barn walls look the same as yer target too!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Redneck Dream Catcher Reply with quote

Air conditioning.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Redneck Dream Catcher Reply with quote

In the Winter!!!???
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Redneck Dream Catcher Reply with quote

Laughing

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