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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:31 am    Post subject: Modern courses Reply with quote

Courses for Women

Women think they already know everything, but wait, .training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.


Please register immediately as courses are expected to be in great demand.

Now wheres that ladder.....

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:35 am    Post subject: Re: Modern courses Reply with quote

Yes, you better duck for cover! Better make sure SWMBO isn't looking over my shoulder. Oops here she comes! Run!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:36 am    Post subject: Re: Modern courses Reply with quote

dhc4ever, I did get a good morning chuckle! Thanks.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:32 am    Post subject: Re: Modern courses Reply with quote

My junior half said that wasn't funny...I'm still laughing.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:38 am    Post subject: Re: Modern courses Reply with quote

Good one.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Modern courses Reply with quote

Love it, some prime examples there.
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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Modern courses Reply with quote

Show this to my daughter and
she say she will tell mum that dad need to see the doctor.

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Suzanne
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Modern courses Reply with quote

Men think they know everything. Men have only 2 faults, everything they say, and everything they do. Actually if you think about it, it's the girls that make the men think they know everything.

so there
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Modern courses Reply with quote

Damn Suz...Don't hold back. Let it all go.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:08 am    Post subject: Re: Modern courses Reply with quote

Well......if I didn't say anything...come on.....you know....

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Modern courses Reply with quote

Come on Suz, tell us how you really feel!

OK guys, time to duck. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Modern courses Reply with quote

Pete...I gotta concede the crown to ya on this one mate...it;'s brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Now, I wonder if my ghillie suit will hide me in the hedge after SWMBO sees this one. scared Hiding

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Modern courses Reply with quote

Definitely not showing that to her majesty......

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