The cow, the ant and the old fart

Vince · Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:29 am Post subject: The cow, the ant and the old fart

The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of them.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"
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Why are you scrolling down?
It's your turn to say something.

Bushmaster

Hummph!!

Vince

Suzanne

Hook line and sinker Bushy!!

Bushmaster

Don't you have dishes to do or some cleaning around the house you could be doing?

Ominivision1

Aloysius

Bushmaster wrote:

Don't you have dishes to do or some cleaning around the house you could be doing?

it's deer season, she's into feeding bears now Smile

PaulS · Last edited by PaulS on Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:36 pm; edited 2 times in total

I really don't think Bushy was talking to Suz.
I believe (and hope) he was talking to Vince...

gelandangan

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Not sayin anythin here..

PaulS

As an older gentleman:

I worked for my whole life, supported two women, raised four kids, am loved by all of them except the addict first wife and am happily married. I have given more back to the community than I have taken and taught the next generation what is important. I think that beats the cow and ant but I know I am not great - I am "just a man".
I like the old fart I see in the mirror in the morning!

Elvis

well said Paul well said indeed. Very Happy

as I tell my kids
I may be an old fart....but Im your old fart Very Happy

Vince

Elvis wrote:

well said Paul well said indeed. Very Happy

as I tell my kids I may be an old fart....but Im your old fart Very Happy

Sounds like my missus...she says, I'm not a bitch, I'm THE Bitch. Very Happy

OK, if anybody id looking for me I'll be hiding down the track aways in the thick bushes. Hiding

Bushmaster

Hummmm. Wife says she's QUEEN bitch.

radar

The boss is, well....The Boss!. - Vince can vouch for me on that.

PaulS

My wife is the queen and she says I'm her king. I don't know what she sees in me but I'm glad she does!
She even asks permission to go shopping... I never say no, well almost never.