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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:04 pm    Post subject: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

Emergency Medical Advice

If you use medication for erectile dysfunction and have an erection lasting more than four hours immediately go to this website:

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

Shocked
Good grief!!
Shocked

A southern end of a north bound mule looks better than her.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:07 am    Post subject: Re: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

eeuww instant softy!!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:36 am    Post subject: Re: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

Careful with that..
Some sicko may actually like it.. disgusting as it is..

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:40 am    Post subject: Re: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

of all the political figures, snap shots of her often provide the wierdest facial expressions.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:41 am    Post subject: Re: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

Did I spell that all right, Vince?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:06 am    Post subject: Re: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
of all the political figures, snap shots of her often provide the wierdest facial expressions.

Slimster wrote:
Did I spell that all right, Vince?

FAIL, resubmit Laughing Laughing Laughing

"wierdest".........WEIRDEST

Snap shot can also be written as snapshot...either way is correct.

Damn...I failed English in High School...I'm as dumb as dog crap mate, almost as dumb as a box of hammers.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:22 am    Post subject: Re: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

Funny I was just thinkin of getting a dog........maybe a cat instead

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:39 am    Post subject: Re: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

Go with dog Suz. A dog will be your mate for life, regardless...a cat only has staff.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:16 am    Post subject: Re: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

Suz, when you want a cat, I would recommend a britisch shorthair which is in my opinion closer to a dog (they are rather expensive, but worth it).
On the other hand when you already know how to train a dog and want something close to a cat, go for a german teckle, which is IMHO the most clever dog. They are so smart they can manipulate other dogs and even their owners.
But when it's your first dog, never start with a teckle!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

I recommend to stuff cats into dogs.
naturally.. For some of you, the above sentence may cause strange thoughts..

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
I recommend to stuff cats into dogs.

Frustrating day at work. Thanks for the chuckle, gelandangan. I needed that!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

Vince those pictures sum it up completely!!! our two have just that attitude.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
I recommend to stuff cats into dogs.

Frustrating day at work. Thanks for the chuckle, gelandangan. I needed that!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Emergency Medical Advice Reply with quote

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Frustrating day at work. Thanks for the chuckle, gelandangan. I needed that!

4 hours echo?
Hmm.. thats a bout 2400 km or 1440 miles to the reflecting surface Confused

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