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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote
Those who are interested already know the price. Those that are NOT interested don't care.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote
MacD wrote:
LOL pete. I am on number three. Same for houses. My lawyer named his summer home after me LOL.

He did buy a truck on one of them,,,, In august I'll be with this'n 10-years,,
nothing wrong with marriage, use to do it all the time,but this'n told me i had to stop. Said a funeral would be cheaper for me. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote
just because you want a lamb chop you dont have to buy the whole shop!!!lol

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:03 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote
Well boys I guess i'm lucky I don't have one now. But I had 2, been single since 1998

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:07 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote
Well...SWMBO and me have 37 years coming up on 23 August...and I wouldn't change any of it for all the tea in China.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:03 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote
aaa Vince I suggest you re-read that statement before SWMBO does!!!
I think you missed a rather important nt in there!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:12 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote
Elvis wrote:
aaa Vince I suggest you re-read that statement before SWMBO does!!!
I think you missed a rather important nt in there!!!!

Surprised Surprised That was close...thanks Elvis. Bow Cheers

Cheers, Vince

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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:13 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote
no problem my good man.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:51 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote
tikkat3 wrote:
My first was the worst life decision ever made
The second was the best [so far]
But its only been going for 28 years
So I'll have to wait and see how this one turns out

That about sums it up for me as well ........ Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:01 am    Post subject: Re: Want a Wife? Reply with quote
Vince wrote:
Elvis wrote:
aaa Vince I suggest you re-read that statement before SWMBO does!!!
I think you missed a rather important nt in there!!!!

Surprised Surprised That was close...thanks Elvis. Bow Cheers

Cheers, Vince

I caught that early this AM. (would or wouldn't) Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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