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The Harley-Davidson Facts
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:51 am    Post subject: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? 'Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'


God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur , professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !


1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension


2. It chatters constantly at high speeds


3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much


4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust


5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!


'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:32 pm    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

oh shite how did I miss this one!!!
hope Suz doesnt find it or you will be in the doo doos!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:35 am    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

What else is new?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:09 am    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

RePete THIS is for you

dude
seriously?
Suz

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:39 pm    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

RePete wrote:
What else is new?
Very Happy the depth Very Happy
always in the doo doos only the depth will vary Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:41 pm    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

which brings forth the old joke;
Whats the difference between a harley and a vacuum?





The position of the dirt bag.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:32 pm    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
RePete THIS is for you

dude
seriously?
Suz

Ouch.

That's nasty! Mad

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:45 pm    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

From over here its funny!
"Can't we all just get along?" or get drunk?
I am totally out of hooch! I need some muscle relaxer!
Suz, you usually have some good liquor stashed, would you share?
love y'all!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:47 pm    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
which brings forth the old joke;
Whats the difference between a harley and a vacuum?





The position of the dirt bag.
I heard the same thing but with a porsh and a hedge hog!!
one has the pricks on the outside!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:50 pm    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

why do Harleys have 2 cylinders??
1 for propulsion
and 1 for exhaust noise!!!

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