HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: colowyoman
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 2
Overall: 12414

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 138
BOT: 4
Total: 142
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Forums
03: Forums
04: Home
05: Forums
06: Photo Albums
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Forums
10: Forums
11: Forums
12: Forums
13: Photo Albums
14: Forums
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Forums
18: Forums
19: Forums
20: Forums
21: Photo Albums
22: Forums
23: Forums
24: Forums
25: Forums
26: Forums
27: Forums
28: Forums
29: Your Account
30: Forums
31: Forums
32: Forums
33: Forums
34: Forums
35: Forums
36: Photo Albums
37: Forums
38: Photo Albums
39: Forums
40: Forums
41: Forums
42: Forums
43: Forums
44: Forums
45: Forums
46: Forums
47: Forums
48: Forums
49: Forums
50: Forums
51: Forums
52: Photo Albums
53: Forums
54: Forums
55: Forums
56: Forums
57: Forums
58: Photo Albums
59: Forums
60: Forums
61: Forums
62: Forums
63: Forums
64: Forums
65: Forums
66: Forums
67: Forums
68: Your Account
69: Forums
70: Photo Albums
71: Photo Albums
72: Forums
73: Forums
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Forums
77: Forums
78: Forums
79: Forums
80: Photo Albums
81: Photo Albums
82: Your Account
83: Forums
84: Forums
85: Forums
86: Photo Albums
87: Forums
88: Forums
89: Forums
90: Photo Albums
91: Forums
92: Forums
93: Forums
94: Forums
95: Forums
96: Photo Albums
97: Photo Albums
98: Forums
99: Forums
100: Photo Albums
101: Forums
102: Forums
103: Forums
104: Forums
105: Forums
106: Forums
107: Forums
108: Forums
109: Your Account
110: Forums
111: Forums
112: Forums
113: Forums
114: Photo Albums
115: Photo Albums
116: Forums
117: Photo Albums
118: Forums
119: Forums
120: Photo Albums
121: Forums
122: Forums
123: Forums
124: Forums
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Forums
128: Photo Albums
129: Forums
130: Forums
131: Forums
132: Forums
133: Forums
134: Forums
135: Forums
136: Photo Albums
137: Forums
138: Forums
  BOT:
01: Home
02: Forums
03: Forums
04: Photo Albums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 300
 Pictures: 2352
  · Views: 271289
  · Votes: 1288
  · Comments: 86
 

Support our Advertisers

The Harley-Davidson Facts
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
RePete
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Aug 15, 2005
Posts: 762

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:51 am    Post subject: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? 'Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'


God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur , professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !


1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension


2. It chatters constantly at high speeds


3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much


4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust


5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!


'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

_________________
Proud member of the WTFDTSG Club.

Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.

Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 6873
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:32 pm    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

oh shite how did I miss this one!!!
hope Suz doesnt find it or you will be in the doo doos!!!

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
RePete
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Aug 15, 2005
Posts: 762

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:35 am    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

What else is new?

_________________
Proud member of the WTFDTSG Club.

Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.

Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
Back to top
View user's profile
Suzanne
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 27, 2009
Posts: 3263
Location: Eugene, Oregon

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:09 am    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

RePete THIS is for you

dude
seriously?
Suz

_________________
May the moon keep you centered,
May the sun keep you dancing,
And the stars shed light on your dreams.
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 6873
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:39 pm    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

RePete wrote:
What else is new?
Very Happy the depth Very Happy
always in the doo doos only the depth will vary Very Happy

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
dhc4ever
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 26, 2011
Posts: 2233
Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:41 pm    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

which brings forth the old joke;
Whats the difference between a harley and a vacuum?





The position of the dirt bag.

_________________
Pete

Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
Back to top
View user's profile
RePete
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Aug 15, 2005
Posts: 762

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:32 pm    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
RePete THIS is for you

dude
seriously?
Suz

Ouch.

That's nasty! Mad

_________________
Proud member of the WTFDTSG Club.

Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.

Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
Back to top
View user's profile
PaulS
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Feb 18, 2006
Posts: 3363
Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:45 pm    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

From over here its funny!
"Can't we all just get along?" or get drunk?
I am totally out of hooch! I need some muscle relaxer!
Suz, you usually have some good liquor stashed, would you share?
love y'all!

_________________
Paul
__________________
Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data
So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data
Always check data against manuals
NEVER exceed maximum listed loads
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 6873
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:47 pm    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
which brings forth the old joke;
Whats the difference between a harley and a vacuum?





The position of the dirt bag.
I heard the same thing but with a porsh and a hedge hog!!
one has the pricks on the outside!!!

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 6873
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:50 pm    Post subject: Re: The Harley-Davidson Facts Reply with quote

why do Harleys have 2 cylinders??
1 for propulsion
and 1 for exhaust noise!!!

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Advertisements
 


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by Dizfunkshunal :.