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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:22 am Post subject: Michael and Gary got married in California . |
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They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Michael and Gary are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Michael and Gary up
yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Michael and Gary up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'
He says: 'Last night Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I think....I gave him my airplane glue.'
_________________ Pete
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:55 am Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . |
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_________________ Regards
Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds. |
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Donut Slayer Super Member
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:33 am Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . |
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Omni...Pass me some of that popcorn...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6397 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:31 pm Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . |
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BWAHAHAHAHA
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A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Do - Not try!
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:29 pm Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . |
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now thats a sticky situation for sure!!!!
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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pete4d Super Member
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11392 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:32 pm Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . |
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I thought that was "I rove you. Buy me drink."
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:34 pm Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . |
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You want what??? OOOO John...you number 10.
Cheers, Vince
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11392 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:38 pm Post subject: Re: Michael and Gary got married in California . |
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I'd be afraid that I WAS the tenth one
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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