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Cunning stunts
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:24 am    Post subject: Cunning stunts Reply with quote

A chemist walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall.

"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant

"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives" replied the assistant.

"You f----kn idiot" exclaims the chemist, "you can't treat a cough with laxatives"

"Of course you can" replies the assistant, "look at him, he's too f---kn scared to cough"

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:52 am    Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts Reply with quote

having worked in herringbone dairy sheds that is obscenely funny!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:56 am    Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts Reply with quote

Now ain't that the truth Elvis.

Spent many a day working with my ex son in law in a 30 a side Herringbone with cows that have been feeding on kikuyu...and of course you are working from a pit. Not exactly the best place to be after a night on the "turps".

Funniest thing I ever saw was my little grandson trying to find the "dangly bits" on one bovine Confused ...it was a bull wtf Shocked and of course the "udder" he was holding was not real big, but they was heavy. Cool Cool The bull pushed in because he wanted some of the molasses laced grain in the feed trough. Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts Reply with quote

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The bull pushed in because he wanted some of the molasses laced grain in the feed trough.
first time i've heard it called that Wink Love Cheers

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts Reply with quote

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The bull pushed in because he wanted some of the molasses laced grain in the feed trough.
first time i've heard it called that Wink Love Cheers

The feed trough for the cattle being milked is an automatic feed with a mix of grain and molasses. The cattle love it and it keeps them nice and calm. Can be a bit of a bugger to get them out of the dairy when they are finished milking though...they don't want to leave.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:26 am    Post subject: Re: Cunning stunts Reply with quote

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pete4d wrote:
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The bull pushed in because he wanted some of the molasses laced grain in the feed trough.
first time i've heard it called that Wink Love Cheers

The feed trough for the cattle being milked is an automatic feed with a mix of grain and molasses. The cattle love it and it keeps them nice and calm. Can be a bit of a bugger to get them out of the dairy when they are finished milking though...they don't want to leave.

Cheers, Vince

Vince I'm a farmer,, you didn't catch the play on words,,, some call it shuck,n corn down south

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