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Ode to the rooster
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Elvis
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:13 pm    Post subject: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

Alas poor Bob he is no more
No more bird crap at the back door

No more crowing through the night
Or attacking my missus and giving her frights

No more banging the ranchslider
Or pecking the glass

I got out the shotty
And blasted his arse!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:52 am    Post subject: Re: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

Poor Bob...serves him right.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:10 am    Post subject: Re: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

Bob WAS a friend of mine...No...Wait...That's "Cisco Kid" [was a friend of mine]"....I always get my songs mixed up.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:27 am    Post subject: Re: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

But arse doesn't rhyme with glass?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:34 am    Post subject: Re: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

You're right...I guess "a$$" was just too much for him to type.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

It does where we come from.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

thankyou tiks. at least we got a sleep in this morning. the country side is quiet again. the 8 hens we have laid 5 eggs yesterday which is the most we have had so far as 5 are young and just starting to lay. they must have got the message when Bob got his just desserts at daylight yesterday.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

Fry or stew? Maybe dumlings...

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

I was going to go chicken nuggets but he is such a big bird (3 times the weight of a mallard) he will just have to go in the crockpot!!! mmmm can almost taste it now.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:25 am    Post subject: Re: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

tikkat3 wrote:
It does where we come from.

Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:11 am    Post subject: Re: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

Chicken noodle soup?

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

The Gr-arse is Greener down under. But thats not to say that the Gr-ass in USA isn't either. We clean the Glarse in our windows the same and you clean the glass in yours.
Its all pedantics methinks........ Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

radar wrote:
The Gr-arse is Greener down under. But thats not to say that the Gr-ass in USA isn't either. We clean the Glarse in our windows the same and you clean the glass in yours.
Its all pedantics methinks........ Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

...or semantics as the case may be. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Grarse is greener, Glarse in the windows

not, Glass, Grass or Ass as in Bass that ya fish fer, or as in Crass like some folks can be, or as in Mass like Rosey O'Donnell or a fully loaded semi tralier. Very Happy Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:23 am    Post subject: Re: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

Alas poor Bob I knew him not.
But Elvis did and now he's shot.
The families safe from his predation
Wifee gave Elvie a citation.

Alas poor Bob won't get a plot ..he's ended up stewing in a pot.

Ka Pai Kai is that chook.
But please please please don't over cook.

Kia ora Bro.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:48 am    Post subject: Re: Ode to the rooster Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

You got hidden talents Radar. Very Happy Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

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