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The Promise (This ones for Suz)
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:45 am    Post subject: The Promise (This ones for Suz) Reply with quote

And God promised.....



And God promised men
that good and obedient wives would be
found in all corners of the world.





Then he made the earth round.

And laughed and laughed and laughed

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:52 pm    Post subject: Re: The Promise (This ones for Suz) Reply with quote

I have txted that on to all my churchy relos as that my friend is plurry funny!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:31 pm    Post subject: Re: The Promise (This ones for Suz) Reply with quote

Haw haw...so who needs to be obedient anyway? The women have been
forever happy, it's the men that'r screwed. That's what makes men such
great hunters and gatherers. If women were easy then the world would be
square. Makes sense!

Suz

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:34 pm    Post subject: Re: The Promise (This ones for Suz) Reply with quote

HUH?????

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:41 pm    Post subject: Re: The Promise (This ones for Suz) Reply with quote

God made adam and put him in the garden and told him to go and explore. Well after about two week of wandering adam was gtting a little lonesome, so he said lord and god said what is it my son. Adam said I've been two weeks and explored everything, but I'm lonesome could you send me a helpmate. God replyed yes but it will cost you, adam said what will it cost. God replyed an arm, ,man adam said isn't that a little high so what could I get for a rib!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:25 am    Post subject: Re: The Promise (This ones for Suz) Reply with quote

That's a keeper Tremblay.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:29 am    Post subject: Re: The Promise (This ones for Suz) Reply with quote

Eve is still the best woman ever made...
she was hand-made...
all the rest is "nuts-work"
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:29 am    Post subject: Re: The Promise (This ones for Suz) Reply with quote

Aloysius wrote:
Eve is still the best woman ever made...
she was hand-made...
all the rest is "nuts-work"


Hand made ????????

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