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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2012 2:37 pm    Post subject: Parking officers funeral Reply with quote

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer's funeral a voice from inside screams:



"I'm not dead, I'm not dead! Let me out!!!"



The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:



"Too late pal, the paperwork’s already done"

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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2012 7:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Parking officers funeral Reply with quote

How would you say ,,,, revenge is sweet ,,,,

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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2012 11:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Parking officers funeral Reply with quote

Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Cool Cool Cool Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 12:46 am    Post subject: Re: Parking officers funeral Reply with quote

pass me the shovel!!!!
very good
ta for the chuckle.

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