Choosing the right car

Vince · Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 1:33 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Ominivision1 wrote:

Fireman_DJ wrote:

You know Suz, I tried your advice yesterday morning. I got dressed up with a real nice push up bra, shirt, the works.

It didn't work. Sure everyone was looking at me, they couldn't help but stare at my good looks. But the car salesman said there was no way he could give me a discount. He said if I was a chick then maybe, but he just didn't go for guys in bras!

So, you advice SUCKS!!!

Btw, I don't know what you girls keep complaining about, this thing is very comfortable. The support I've needed for a long time!

I do not know what your problem is, but one thing I do know for sure is to NOT BASH another forum member.

Aussie sense of humour OV1...DJ's post is all "tongue in cheek" mate. Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

Suzanne · Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:29 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Fryerman!!! you and the others have done the typical male interpretation thing and gotten every thing wrong (again). I did not say push-up bra, I said undersized bra. It's the ghetto equivalent but with a major difference. If ya go undersized just the right cup size will push those babies up to the sky and you won't bounce in your spiked heels. Perky is better than jello (my opinion).

Now DJ you obviously didn't go to the right dealership. Those guys just weren't hungry enough. Ya gotta go to a dealership in a smaller town where they're mostly playin cards all day. Don't be in their face, but hang around a while and make yourself known. Did you go with the spiked heels? I don't remember, but anyway that'll show off yer booty (most men your age have no butt at all tho...) You should also have some good hard core jokes on the ready too because that's the local language. Get out there and try it again! Don't be shy...be sure and shave....your face, even the mustache.

Yes photos would help me asses the damages

Suz

Ominivision1 · Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 12:27 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Vince:

Ahhh....Dry humor......OK.

Vince · Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:19 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Push-up, undersize....pretty much the same effect (or affect Very Happy

). Either way it gets a man's attention, especially when combined with....ummm, maybe I shouldn't go there Embarassed

Cheers, Vince

gelandangan · Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 2:56 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Dj, you wearing G string with the push up?

Vince · Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 8:28 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

gelandangan wrote:

Dj, you wearing G string with the push up?

Another bad scary mental image...this is not good for my sanity.

Cheers, Vince

English Mike · Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 9:52 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

He's not a bot but he IS a spammer - Google his username & you'll see what I mean.

Anyone got some bug spray? Very Happy

PaulS · Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:23 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

I think it is against the "Man Rules" to ask a guy what kind of underwear he is wearing.......
especially if its a G string!

Fireman_DJ · Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:18 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

Yeah, it's worse then asking a woman her age. But I will say that they were pink with butterfly's printed all over them.

gelandangan · Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:30 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

PaulS wrote:

I think it is against the "Man Rules" to ask a guy what kind of underwear he is wearing.......
especially if its a G string!

Unless of course if he already told you about the push up bra he wore.

gelandangan · Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:31 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car

as a mate, I just want to ensure he looks the best with matching gears.

tikkat3 · Super Member Joined: Jul 30, 2006 Posts: 800

You are so thoughtful Gelandangan