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Best Irish joke I know
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mikekuzara
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:25 am    Post subject: Best Irish joke I know Reply with quote

Since I am a Polock, anytime I hear a joke about another nationality I remember it.

A Leprechaun was hanging around a golf course one day when a golfer sliced a ball into the bushes, knocking him unconcious.

When he awoke, the golfer was holding him, trying to revive him.

The Leprechaun said " since you caught me, you get three wishes.

The golfer replied, "I don't really need anything, I'm just happy you are alright" and went on his way.

The Leprechaun decided that he would give him three wishes anyway, since he was such a nice man and said "may you have a great golf game, all the money you need, and a great sex life."

A year later the golfer was back on the golf course when he heard someone calling him from the bushes. He looked and there was the Leprechaun.

The Leprechaun said " How's your golf game?"

The golfer replied " Great! I took some time off and am playing in the Masters next week"

The Leprechaun said " That's great, do you have enough money?"

"Funny you should ask, a relative died and left me a fortune"

"And how's your sex life?"

" Well, I have sex about once or twice a month."

"Once or twice a month, is that all?"

The golfer replied " Well, I don't think that's too bad for a priest in a small parish"

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:41 am    Post subject: Re: Best Irish joke I know Reply with quote

ROFL :rofl2: ROFL

That was great Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:28 am    Post subject: Re: Best Irish joke I know Reply with quote

You don't have choirboys in Buffalo? Hmmm........ Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Best Irish joke I know Reply with quote

ROFL

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