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pete4d Super Member
Joined: Nov 27, 2011 Posts: 957 Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:39 pm Post subject: Crotch splinters, ouch ! |
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A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat and an
anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Portland , Or. There was a
large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view
of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In
her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many
splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to
see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat and an
anti-hunter, and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go
wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman
demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her "Well, I had
to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service
and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber
from a 'recreational area' so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm
sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down!"
_________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968
When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date
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TRBLSHTR Super Member
Joined: Mar 23, 2007 Posts: 1071 Location: Lower 48's-left coast(near portlandia)
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:05 pm Post subject: Re: Crotch splinters, ouch ! |
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heard it before but its a great chuckle thanks for sharing it.
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pete4d Super Member
Joined: Nov 27, 2011 Posts: 957 Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:46 am Post subject: Re: Crotch splinters, ouch ! |
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With so much going on in the world we all need to have a laugh every now and then.
_________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968
When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:11 pm Post subject: Re: Crotch splinters, ouch ! |
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sort of brings a new meaning to "tree hugger" now dont it!!!
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