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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:30 pm    Post subject: Coffee allergy Reply with quote

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

OK, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You
can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm,
why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"




"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in
you coming in for that.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy Reply with quote

ouch!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy Reply with quote

good giggle

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:40 am    Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:17 am    Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy Reply with quote

He could fake it couldn't he?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:07 am    Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy Reply with quote

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Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy Reply with quote

Decaf and memory??
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Coffee allergy Reply with quote

slots918 wrote:
Decaf and memory??

Or 1 productive unit for the first 2 hrs of the day, makes the section look good and they could now probably bargin in a rostered day off......

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