Fathers day

Tremblay · Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:18 pm Post subject: Fathers day

I finally figured out the true meaning of confusion, and it is fathers day in the town I live in.

And for mothers day it is 9 months after faters day.

Elvis · Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:29 am Post subject: Re: Fathers day

confusion is trying to explain fathers day to the children of lesbian couples.

pete4d · Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:46 am Post subject: Re: Fathers day

Elvis wrote:

confusion is trying to explain fathers day to the children of lesbian couples.

I'd get banded trying to explain that one Rolling Eyes

Bushmaster · Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:12 am Post subject: Re: Fathers day

Being homophobic no one would want [or like] my answer anyway.

Elvis · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:36 am Post subject: Re: Fathers day

are you scared of houses??? Poke

PaulS · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:02 pm Post subject: Re: Fathers day

Elvis! stop it!
If you don't put that stick down I am gonna use it on your back-side.
(said in my best "father's voice")

Bushy, thank you for knowing yourself and taking the feelings of others into account. I have a niece who is in a same gender marriage. I have a lot of friends who are gay, lesbian, bi and transgendered. I perform marriage ceremonies for those communities without reservation. There are a lot of things you get to choose in life - but who you love is not one of them.

Elvis · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:59 am Post subject: Re: Fathers day

we are who we are and so be it.
I got over the anti gay thing when I relised the more gay men in the world made the odds for us straight fellas even better.
married with 2 kids and as hetro as they come Ive learnt to live and let live.

MacD · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:42 am Post subject: Re: Fathers day

Two sailors walk into a bar and realize half the women in the bar are not actually women. One sailor remarks that, "We should go find another bar." The other older one says, "What do you mean, this place doubles our chances."

TRBLSHTR · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:29 am Post subject: Re: Fathers day

Here in Oregon we don't have anymore lesbians-they've been converted to lesbitarians.It's some kind of religious/political thing! Confused

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:08 pm Post subject: Re: Fathers day

You are correct TRBLSHTR, but you Oregonians have another thing going for ya. "OREGON: Where the men are men and the sheep are scared."

gelandangan · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:33 am Post subject: Re: Fathers day

I thought that was New Zealand....

Bushmaster · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:14 am Post subject: Re: Fathers day

You have Oregonians in New Zealand?

dhc4ever · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:34 pm Post subject: Re: Fathers day

Bushmaster wrote:

You have Oregonians in New Zealand?

Not many, mainly nervous sheep............

Aloysius · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:36 pm Post subject: Re: Fathers day

Bushmaster wrote:

You have Oregonians in New Zealand?

When they have money, you can find them there!
Is the amount of money you have not one of the items to let you in? I think that's because rich people can buy velcro gloves...

Elvis · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:39 pm Post subject: Re: Fathers day

dont forget the redband gumboots and drizabone rain coat. the velcro gloves are rumoured to work fine but Ive heard that nosing the sheep up to a bluff or electric fence works better cause they keep backing away!!!
those Aussies have some strange habits I dont know how we Kiwis get the blame...