Smarter Men

MacD · Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:11 pm Post subject: Smarter Men

My dear wife and I were discussing a report in the newspaper that women are more irritable than men when they are slightly dehydrated. I think she may have been a bit peeved because her final comment was:

"Men are only smarter when they are having sex" Innocently, I asked "Why".

"Because" she said. They are plugged into a genius. Shocked

Ominivision1 · Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:15 pm Post subject: Re: Smarter Men

Suzanne · Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:10 pm Post subject: Re: Smarter Men

But....that doesn't explain what happens afterwards. Hhhhmmmmm....There must be a draining effect also. I suppose it's a temporary thing, that's why the random need for more and more and more at any time of day or place or situation....this gets complicated.

Elvis · Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:05 pm Post subject: Re: Smarter Men

oh dear anything I can think to add is just to naughty so I best keep them too myself.
thanks for the chuckle.

Tremblay · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:09 pm Post subject: Re: Smarter Men

Time to go get smart

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:11 pm Post subject: Re: Smarter Men

After sex men fall asleep and women are awake. Know why?

I'll tell ya. That's so the women can stand guard at the mouth of the cave so the men can get some sleep to go hunting the next day.

Aaaah...Hi Suz... Hiding

Where's the ladder? Anyone seen that damned ladder?

tikkat3 · Super Member Joined: Jul 30, 2006 Posts: 800

The loving wife has often descibed that grin, but she has never called me smart

jcruthis · Member Joined: Apr 14, 2011 Posts: 70 Location: NW MO

is suz gone? cause i was always told you could tell a woman was about to say something intelligent when it started off with "my husband says..." now quick help me up that ladder!

Ominivision1 · Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:05 am Post subject: Re: Smarter Men

jcruthis wrote:

is suz gone? cause i was always told you could tell a woman was about to say something intelligent when it started off with "my husband says..." now quick help me up that ladder!

RePete · Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:36 am Post subject: Re: Smarter Men

I can attest to that.

My late wife had a PhD, MBA and a BTh., and upon withdrawal BRAINDEAD. Nothing rubbed off or transfered.

Suze: I've just confirmed your statement.

I told you - BRAINDEAD!

Bushmaster · Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:45 am Post subject: Re: Smarter Men

Man it's going to be crowded up here.

Vince · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:00 am Post subject: Re: Smarter Men

Cheers, Vince