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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:29 am Post subject: Sharks.... |
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Ever wonder why Sharks Circle?
Mystery solved . . .
Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me, son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the
mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins
showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins
showing."
And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them
all at first?
Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the shi ite
out of them first."
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:51 am Post subject: Re: Sharks.... |
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eueww floaties in the water....
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:34 am Post subject: Re: Sharks.... |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:36 am Post subject: Re: Sharks.... |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:02 am Post subject: Re: Sharks.... |
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I can understand why the sharks circle you guys "Down Under". You ARE full of it, ya know...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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dhc4ever Super Member
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:32 pm Post subject: Re: Sharks.... |
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True, true. Not to mention the other qualities that I so enjoyed when serving U.S. Navy with all of you on the various beaches where I ran into you.
Beaches: Ports O' Call...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
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tikkat3 Super Member
Joined: Jul 30, 2006 Posts: 800
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:55 pm Post subject: Re: Sharks.... |
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Bondi cigars
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