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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:36 pm    Post subject: Its heading this way Reply with quote

Hello friends,

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following :

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress , non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all .

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great ( not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country ) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee .

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms :

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher .

Best Regards ( without prejudice )

Name withheld ( Privacy Act ).

In other words, from someone who ISNT politically correct, really dislikes lawyers, and really doesnt care if I offend the 0.001% of the muslim population spounging off my country, or the limpdick,homosexual politicians running this circus;

MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.

Happy holidays my arse......

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Its heading this way Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy You nailed that one.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Its heading this way Reply with quote

+1 to you mate!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Its heading this way Reply with quote

MERRY CHRISMAS TO ALL AND HAPPY NEW YEARS!!
WORKS FOR ME TOO Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:11 am    Post subject: Re: Its heading this way Reply with quote

marys sypolis and hippy gonarea!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:12 am    Post subject: Re: Its heading this way Reply with quote

ooops I mean merry christmas and happy new year!!!

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Pumpkinslinger
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:17 am    Post subject: Re: Its heading this way Reply with quote

Happy ChristmaHanukKwanzmas?

Seriously, Merry Christmas to you all!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:57 am    Post subject: Re: Its heading this way Reply with quote

Bah!! Humbug!!

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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Its heading this way Reply with quote

Thats a 10

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Suzanne
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:21 am    Post subject: Re: Its heading this way Reply with quote

It's gettin squishy around here, Bushy please pass the bottle one more time, my eggnog is getting thick again.

Suz

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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:25 am    Post subject: Re: Its heading this way Reply with quote

Might that be the "festive" dark Jamaican rum you would be refering to?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:28 am    Post subject: Re: Its heading this way Reply with quote

I love rum!! Yes that would be just the ticket. Mornin Bushster!
It goes good on ice cream too.

Suz

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:41 am    Post subject: Re: Its heading this way Reply with quote

Oh yes it is and on canned peaches too.

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English Mike
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Its heading this way Reply with quote

Buncha dipsomaniacs. Razz Very Happy
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inthedark
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Its heading this way Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Might that be the "festive" dark Jamaican rum you would be refering to?


And here I took you for a Burbon or a Canadian whiskey man.


Fröhliches Weihnachten und der ganz Beste des Neujahrs

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