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Holiday Season - URGENT Warning
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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:31 am    Post subject: Holiday Season - URGENT Warning Reply with quote

NEW DRINKING WARNING JUST RELEASED:

Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.

Rum and ice will ruin your liver.

Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.

Gin and ice will ruin your brain.

Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth...

There u have it!

ICE is bloody lethal.


Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice, just drink it straight!!


And don't forget what that damn thing did to the Titanic!!

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:52 am    Post subject: Re: Holiday Season - URGENT Warning Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
Lay off the ice, just drink it straight!!

The Brits and European's already do this. Do you know how hard it is to get ice in you drink Across the Pond? Then when you are an establishment that has ice, they only put 3 cubes in your drink! I fill my glass with ice!!! Damn the Titanic, full-speed ahead!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:08 am    Post subject: Re: Holiday Season - URGENT Warning Reply with quote

If you're gonna put ice in it or mix it with a lot of other swill, or sweet fruit juices you might as well be drinking rubbing alcohol.

Good liquor should be sipped and treasured, but then I don't tweet or face book either so what the F--k do I know.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:22 am    Post subject: Re: Holiday Season - URGENT Warning Reply with quote

Straight -up, neat or from the bottle, but NO ICE!!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:25 am    Post subject: Re: Holiday Season - URGENT Warning Reply with quote

You got it right Bushy!

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