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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:45 pm    Post subject: Building Permit...... Reply with quote

Building Permit!

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 9 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it 'snot green' with pink trim.

The City Council told me; Forget it . . . AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.

Work starts on Monday.

I love this country. It's the Government I'm afraid of . . .

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:12 am    Post subject: Re: Building Permit...... Reply with quote

hmmm yes thats a frightening thought.

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