Have you ever wondered?

dhc4ever · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:18 am Post subject: Have you ever wondered?

Well here it is folks, water doesn't prevent dehydration.

au.news.yahoo.com/thew...hydration/

The Nutrition Society spokesman Prof Brian Ratcliffe said dehydration was usually caused by a clinical condition and that one could remain adequately hydrated without drinking water.

All I can suggest is we get these clueless dicks to stand in the aussie sun in summer for a bit of a reality check.

I CAN guarantee them they WILL be dehydrated after 4 hours and unconscious after 8, if they dont drink WATER.

You can drink all the cola, beer, wine and coffee you like, your still going down without the good old H2O.

Why do they prevent us from culling the stupid, or stopping natural selection taking its course?

lesterg3 · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:17 am Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered?

"Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely"

The phrase needs an addendum, power also causes incurable stupidity.

Dad always said ignorance is nothing to be ashamed of as it is curable, but stupid is forever.

Then there was the one about the scientist that presented a paper stating that swallowing small amounts of saliva on a daily basis causes death.

Suzanne · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:39 am Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered?

I'm not goin to Italy when i need a drink of water. Their water doesn't hydrate you. Bummer for them. 12 scientists have concluded, can't argue with that. Oregon water does and Arizona water does, been there done that. I think I'd move to a place with wetter water. I guess they have other treatment for dehydration, wonder how they do it. Asprin, PeptoBismal, vasaline, motor oil, oh i bet they use ice!! or salt water!! ever see a dolphin in need of hydration? or a penguin?

Suz

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:24 am Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered?

It's the "bottled" water that won't hydrate a person. Now if you have your own well (like I do) then you're OK.

Ominivision1 · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:34 am Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered?

dhc4ever wrote:

The Nutrition Society spokesman Prof Brian Ratcliffe said dehydration was usually caused by a clinical condition and that one could remain adequately hydrated without drinking water.

Sounds like that society needs a couple of tanker trucks full of chlorine dumped on them, clean out the gene pool. Smile

TRBLSHTR · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:57 am Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered?

Suzanne wrote:

I'm not goin to Italy when i need a drink of water. Their water doesn't hydrate you. Bummer for them. 12 scientists have concluded, can't argue with that. Oregon water does and Arizona water does, been there done that. I think I'd move to a place with wetter water. I guess they have other treatment for dehydration, wonder how they do it. Asprin, PeptoBismal, vasaline, motor oil, oh i bet they use ice!! or salt water!! ever see a dolphin in need of hydration? or a penguin?

Suz

Hey Suz;here in oregon we don't need to drink water-just stand out in the rain on a day like today and we become some sort of webfooted critter,or maybe part dolphin! We're damn well hydrated by the absortion method! Razz

Suzanne · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:08 pm Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered?

Trblshtr remember when there were signs at the border that said something like welcome but don't stay too long....don't remember the wording but it was sort of anti-tourinst, well it had to do with the very fact you just brought up. Now quit telling everyone or we'll have em all living here!! Totally nasty day here today, wind and rain, can't tell where the sun might be hiding, leaves blowing everywhere. Not too cold tho, said we were going to get some snow on the weekend....never happened.

Pedicure takes
longer in
Oregon
Suz

stovepipe · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:14 pm Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered?

3 years, 3 friggin' years....another "study" with some college educated dingdong trying to justify his sheepskin.

"STUDIES"....more and more of these every year, for stupid stuff. Brought to you by....

STUPID LIBERALS!

Elvis · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:30 pm Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered?

dont need water just drink beer... oh yeah the dreaded DTs the next day only cured by water...

stovepipe · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:33 pm Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered?

...or more beers mate...

TRBLSHTR · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:51 pm Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered?

Suzanne wrote:

Trblshtr remember when there were signs at the border that said something like welcome but don't stay too long....don't remember the wording but it was sort of anti-tourinst, well it had to do with the very fact you just brought up. Now quit telling everyone or we'll have em all living here!! Totally nasty day here today, wind and rain, can't tell where the sun might be hiding, leaves blowing everywhere. Not too cold tho, said we were going to get some snow on the weekend....never happened.

Pedicure takes
longer in
Oregon
Suz

I seem to remember something about that sign saying people in Oregon don't tan-they rust! Laughing

English Mike · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:35 pm Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered?

Elvis wrote:

dont need water just drink beer... oh yeah the dreaded DTs the next day only cured by water...

That's 'cause alcohol is a diuretic & leaves you dehydrated.
Of course this only happens when you stop drinking the beer - I'm sure there's a fix for that...... Very Happy

Suzanne · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:17 pm Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered?

Yeah Trblshtr I'm kinda rust colored myself......HHhhhmmmm....not duck footed tho.

Stovie we need to think up a stupid study and get some of that money. I've been thinkin on it lately.....we could do a study to see if liberals can survive without food, might take quite a lot of them for it to be accurate....who really knows if food is essential for liberals, heck we need a study on that....we already know police dogs can bite a shielded arm or leg with quite a bit of force during training, but what about a bare liberal arm or leg or neck for that matter....that's a study ripe for the taking too....how long does it take for a liberal to bleed out? no one really knows, there's a study.....is it really painful to pull out fingernails or is that just something you see in horror movies, there's a study too....oh how about if we find out if water is hydrating or....no that's been taken...another myth solved....hhhhmmmm can a monkey turn pages of a book with it's feet? I've never seen that, if I have... I've forgotten..... so we need a study on that one....OH OH did Captain Kangaroo have a pouch? and was Mr. Green Jeans really a farmer or just some old skinny bum off the streets....why o why did they have such easy names like Bunny Rabbit and Mr. Moose and Grandfather Clock, that's a true mystery and very study group worthy....I'm thinkin ping-pong balls too, what's the deal with them and the Captain's really weird hair-doo.....well I'm gettin off the subject.....wait...no I'm not...

Suz

Elvis · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:34 pm Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered?

ping pong balls aye Suz Shocked

youve been watching that Aussie classic Very Happy

Pricilla Queen Of The Desert again havent you???

Suzanne · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:51 pm Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered?

Elvis you're nasty....I had to look that up...wish I hadn't....NO that's not what I was referring to and you know it. eeeeooowww

neither
spit
nor
swallow
Suz