Bartender Joke

RePete · Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:03 am Post subject: Bartender Joke

An Illegal Alien, a Muslim and a Communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks:

"What can I get you, Mr. President?"

lesterg3 · Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:05 am Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke

Very funny, but does it really belong in Jokes & Humor?

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:35 am Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke

L O L...Oooo. Cutting, Lester.

Ominivision1 · Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:46 am Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke

Good one

Vince · Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:11 am Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke

Lester...whatever are you trying to say mate. Confused

Cheers, Vince

Elvis · Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:11 am Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke

oh dear I do hope "big brother" is not reading this.

lesterg3 · Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:16 am Post subject: Re: Bartender Joke

Satire is very funny and a great tool, at least in the US it is about as close to the truth as you can get. Oh, and if Big Brother is listening he needs to get the guys below first people listen to them not me.

"President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation. " —Jay Leno

"The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they’ve granted President Obama full citizenship." –David Letterman

"I don't like this new Obama who hunts Muslim extremists. I like the old Obama who WAS a Muslim extremist." –Stephen Colbert

"President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it's not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate." –Craig Ferguson

"President Obama's approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States." –Jay Leno