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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:07 pm    Post subject: Lecture Reply with quote

THE DEAD COW LECTURE
First-year students at the Auburn Vet School were attending their first
anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the
class by telling them,
"In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body."
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second
most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."

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Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Lecture Reply with quote

Classic

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Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds.
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stovepipe
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Lecture Reply with quote

Took me a second to finger this one out ...yep, still stinks.
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