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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:18 am Post subject: What Are You Doing? |
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A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car,
with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a
closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He
immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this
surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's
window.
The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?"
The cop says: "What are you doing?"
The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is
she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a
Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says : "I'm 22, sir."
The cop asks: "And her .. what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9256 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:46 pm Post subject: Re: What Are You Doing? |
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tick tick tick
time sure does drag when your waiting to have fun.
thanks for the chuckle
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felona23 Rookie Member
Joined: Oct 28, 2011 Posts: 1
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:37 am Post subject: Re: What Are You Doing? |
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I’m sitting on my chair looking at my pc and typing an answer to your question.
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