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WHY NEWFIES CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS
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Grant
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:31 pm    Post subject: WHY NEWFIES CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS Reply with quote

WHY NEWFIES CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

Joe and Bud are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing ;
his eyes are rolled back in his head. Joe whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "By t'undering Jesus - I tink Bud is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence......

And then a gun shot is heard.

Joe comes back on the line:
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Okay, now what?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:51 pm    Post subject: Re: WHY NEWFIES CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS Reply with quote

OOPS I guess the operator will have to go back to school for retraining.
thats a good un thankyou.

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