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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:55 pm    Post subject: Italian pregnancy Reply with quote

Italian Pregnancy


An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Sad Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Surprised

Shouting, cursing, crying, Sad the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' Mad Mad Mad burr burr Viking

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house. Cool

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.

I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?' Confused

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun Shooting Mad Mad , places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him ....................


'You gonna try again.' Whip Whip Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Italian pregnancy Reply with quote

Laughing Bhawahahahahwahawhahah!!!

Are you sure it was Italian?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Italian pregnancy Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:26 am    Post subject: Re: Italian pregnancy Reply with quote

If there is anything in it for me...I'll help.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Italian pregnancy Reply with quote

sounds like she had good taste...

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Italian pregnancy Reply with quote

Thanks, I needed the laugh!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Italian pregnancy Reply with quote

Thats a knee slapper

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