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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:13 pm    Post subject: Happy Marriage Reply with quote

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. They were famous in the city for not having a single conflict in all of their 25 years of married life. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known “happy marriage”.

Editor: “Sir. It’s amazing. How did you make this possible?”

The husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: “We had been to Shimla after our marriage. Having chosen to go horse riding, we both started the ride on different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, her horse jumped suddenly, toppling my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said “This is your first time”. She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride.

After a while, it happened again. This time too she kept her calm and said “This is your second time” and continued. When the horse dropped her the third time, she silently took out a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead!!

I shouted at my wife: “What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?” She gave a silent look and said: “This is your first time!!!”

Husband: “That’s it. We have been happy ever since. “

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Happy Marriage Reply with quote

We welcome salesmen. We shoot every 3rd one and the second one just left.

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