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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:28 pm Post subject: The salesman |
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The salesman got home late in the evening.
For not waking his wife up, he takes his clothes off without turning on the light.
Just as he is about to get into bed, his wife asks him: "Will you, please, go to the chemist around the corner and get me some aspirin? I have such a headache, I can't sleep. And, please, don't turn on the light, it'll get worse."
So, in the dark, he dresses and goes to the chemist around the corner.
There, he meets one of his friends who says: "Hi, since when did you work as a postman?"
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To those that are not an Aussie, chemist = Pharmacy = Drug store
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d_hoffman Super Member
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whittling Super Member
Joined: Apr 21, 2008 Posts: 586 Location: Texas (home state is Mass)
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:55 am Post subject: Re: The salesman |
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OntheLasGallinas Super Member
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:53 am Post subject: Re: The salesman |
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Do I understand she had company?
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member
Joined: Sep 22, 2007 Posts: 5001 Location: NC foothills
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:08 am Post subject: Re: The salesman |
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Gelan, I thought it was funny!
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Dimitri Super Member
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:19 am Post subject: Re: The salesman |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
Do I understand she had company? |
You got her!
Dimitri
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