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wife's first hunting trip
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:41 pm    Post subject: wife's first hunting trip Reply with quote

while out scouting for a place to deer hunt ,a gentleman ask his wife to go with him so with several attemts ,they finally found an old farmer who said ,yhey both could deer hunt on his farm.Well they both were excited,as opening day was only a week away.both hunters (man and wife) woke early,after many restless hours and days of preperation for todays hunt. IT'S HERE the wife said,my first deer hunt. so, they drove in the early morning fog to the old farmers house,parked there truck,and got there hunting gear out of the vehicle. it was 5am and the farmer was already up with his front porch lights on. we said good morning,safe hunting, goodluck,and all the ususl the man and his wife was walking off,the old farmer yelled for the man to come back a minute. the farmer told the man he had a lame horse out in the meadow somewhere and if he did'nt mind,put him down for him,the,hunter agreed. as man and wife was walking to there hunting spot,the wife asked her husband,(what did the farmer say to you back there),well about the time the question came out of her mouth,the hunter saw the horse, So he replied ,he told me i could shoot a deer ,but you could'nt,and now i'm mad,so i believe i'll shoot his horse,and he they walked on aways they found a deer crossing. the husband walked his wife to the top of the ridge ,and sat her amoung a deadfall of trees,and then went back down to the other side of the creek,and across another small ridge,out of sight. in about an hour the wife let of 3 shots BANG BANG BANG. in the excitement,her husband went in a dead run to where she was and said ,DID YOU GET ONE!. she said "NO", that farmer made me mad to,so i shot 3 of his cows !!!! JOKE!!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:30 am    Post subject: Re: wife's first hunting trip Reply with quote

The farmer isnt going to be too happy about that! ROFL


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